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IRELAND SAYS FUCK OFF TO AMERIKA
The contraversial story of the McCartneys and how they fucked up the peace process
Sceene 1
  A couple of heads gather for a night on the piss in Belfast ... All well known Republicans including a certain Mister Robert McCartney
 The drink was flowing as the lads got into a petty squabble amongst each other
 Such is the Irish Nature that Bizzare Incidents can happen in the blink of an eye
 Robert lay bleeding to death on the ground ... Yet nobody saw anything
Sceene 2
Enter the Fascists into the equation
 Once the cunts in Westminister got a hold of this they went ballistic on a publicity stunt against the Irish.
  Brits were crawling all over Belfast and the communitys had a hard time there
 Fuckhead from scumland sets in motion a plan to kidnap the McCartneys and pull an even bigger publicity stunt in Washington.
Sceene 3
Gerry steps in
 For Fucksake ... Its just a couple of lads out on the piss, had a row, everybody relax.
 Big Ger soon recieved a telegram from fuckhead saying that he wasnt welcome in scumland for the Saint Patrix day parade ... Big Ger was mighty pissed
 Big Ger advised the McCartneys not to say anything more to the media
He thought the matter was finished
Well apart from the internal investigations he was going to have to do
into the Belfast Brigade
Not too difficult to paper over the crax here eh. Gerry.
Sceene 4
The McCartneys are Abducted.
 Late one night there was a knock on the door. Some cunt flashed an I.D card and next thing you know the bleedin sisters are on a plane bound for scumland
   In scumland they get to meet Fuckhead ...
Fuckhead gives them $20 to go buy some sweets and get the fuckers out of his palace.
  The McCartneys roam around Washington all day with no-where to go
Sceene 5
The McCartneys return.
 Big Ger appeals for calm.
 Turmoil greets the McCartneys as their taxi is stoned and two petrol bombs score near misses on the outskirts of Belfast.
 They had to barricade themselves indoors for 3 days as the wrath of the community sought vengance
 Bollox Ahern grants them political asylum and they pack up to leave for an unspecified location in the Irish Republic
 Automatic gunfire signalled their departure from Belfast
So The Fascists Win Again
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